The door bell rang. Dan opened it. Two guys from the Elders Quorum presidency stood at the door. I invited them in. I turned around and realized we had underwear spread all over the living room. Literally. My nephew had taken every piece of underwear out of the laundry basket and threw it while I wasn't watching. Tops and bottoms. About 25 undies lay spread eagle on the floor, couch, chair, ottoman....you name it.