Remember when?

Dan went to Hastings to rent a movie or a game....I can't remember which, irrelevant really. He went to check out and the amazingly clueless teenager ringing him up told him that his membership expired. Here's the conversation....

Clueless: This membership expired.

Dan: Ok, can I renew it? Or do I need to sign up for a new one?

Clueless: Um. No.

Dan: No?

Clueless: Your membership is expired so you can't rent this.

Dan: I realize it's expired, how do I get one that isn't expired?

Clueless: You can't. It's expired.

Dan (can you just picture the look on his face at this point?): Uhhhhh

Clueless: *stands there and stares*

Dan: So I can't ever rent from here because it expired.

Clueless: That's right

Dan: So what you're telling me right now is that since this card that you give to customers for free expired, there is no way that I can get a new one, which means I can never ever rent from Hastings again?

Clueless: Yes, that's correct.

Dan's mind was officially blown. He started laughing and left.

He came home and told me the story and I laid on the bed and laughed my face off.

Here's what I get from this story....

#1-People are extremely stupid. wow.

#2-How on earth did that kid get a job?????? It took me three months to find a job here and I have common sense!

#3-Who trained him and why does that trainer still have a job?

#4-Dan is too nice. I would have laughed in the kids face and told him to get a supervisor.

#5-Who are his parents?

#6-Our life is hilarious.